Lost and Found Board:
Smith Barn
Peabody, MA
Post Davies/Mancus Wedding
Lost: the last name Davies
Owner: a Miss Shannon E.
Last seen: Sunday 6/12 at 4:25 pm
Found: immediately between her first name and the name Mancus
Lost: sobriety
Owner: the wedding party
Last seen: Sunday 6/12 at 5:10 pm
Found: ?
Lost: One big toenail
Owner: Miss Alison Marchese
Last seen: While swing dancing barefoot
Found: to be irreparably damaged
Lost: general maturity
Owner: Wedding guests
Last seen: before they stepped on the school bus shuttles
Found: ?
Lost: 3 bottles of beer
Last seen: on the wall with 97 other bottles of beer
Found: in song on the bus
Lost: voice
Owner: Miss Molly Thomas
Last heard: Sunday 6/13 1:30am
Found: Monday 6/13 10:30am post eggs and coffee (and potatoes and a muffin)
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