Showing posts with label day jobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label day jobs. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

...a translator

Jobs I've had, titles translated

Santa's helper: British dialected, Renaissance reservationist
Somerset Collection Concierge: Fancy mall employee
Americast Intern: Door to door cable sales person
Disabled Student Services Van Coordinator: Disabled Student Services Van Coordinator/Snood Master
Temp: Professional smiler
Administrative/Personal Assistant: Head of Toilet Paper Purchasing
Personal Project Manager: Moving Man Babysitter