...A Haikuist: Livid

An hour and a half
of writing. Error message.
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...A Haikuist: Procrastination

I don't really feel
like writing or thinking of
ideas right now.

Why clean my room I'll
just wear the clothes from the floor
again tomorrow.

If God wanted me
to get things done, then why'd
He invent Angry Birds?

...A Haikuist: Telesales

I work in phone calls;
Telesales and fundraising
Sometimes it's not fun

Three Telesales Haiku

I am so sorry,
Alfredo, that I called you
Alfred. Don't hang up.

You could see five shows
Or you could see seven
Or you could see five.

If you’re nice to me

I’ll put a smiley face on

Your paperwork : ) See?