Monday, July 11, 2011

...A Haikuist: Telesales

I work in phone calls;
Telesales and fundraising
Sometimes it's not fun

Three Telesales Haiku

I am so sorry,
Alfredo, that I called you
Alfred. Don't hang up.

You could see five shows
Or you could see seven
Or you could see five.

If you’re nice to me
I’ll put a smiley face on
Your paperwork : ) See?


  1. In honor of my three day stint as a telemarketer-

    Your furnace needs help
    They told me to say just that
    But I don't mean it


  2. I look forward to your experimentation with a Shakespearean sonnet...