1. Babies are born with really long finger nails (and still nurses discourage manicures.)
2. Witch hazel is good for new mommies' mommy parts.
3. Swaddling requires instruction.
4. Feeding is an aerobic activity for newborns (and for adults, if they're doing it right)
5. When you get a new i-phone it allows you to accept new voicemails, but doesn't tell you that you have them thus allowing you to miss them for, say, 2 weeks.