"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"Happiness is a warm gun."
"Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the people's liberty's teeth."
"Better a tooth out that is always aching."
"The ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned."
"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or the others crazy?"
"One is very crazy when in love."
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."
-Neon sign on Conner's Irish Pub