My new friend works at Google and is still perpetually wowed by his surroundings. Eager to share in his good fortune, he invited our mutual friend Sarah and I to lunch in their new cafeteria. All of his gushings were justified. If Willy Wonka was a computer nerd instead of a candy nerd, this would be his office. I wrote the folks back home a letter, then signed a confidentiality agreement. We'll see what makes it past the sensors.