Nia Vardalos, Goddess of Creation of Work for One's Self
Grant me the wisdom to write what I know.
Strengthen me with the knowledge that where I come from is hilarious.
Fortify my ability to speak.
Holy Nia, Mother of Her Own Career
Keep me surrounded by the warmth of laughter.
Let me work with heroes and friends.
Help me make the world a funnier place.
May feta keep my tongue in salt.
May lemon keep it bright and tart.
May baklava remind me of sweetness.
May Moussaka be far away (That stuff is gross.)