...Changing it Up

5 Things I Learned from the subway poster for The Change Up

1. Young women are as suggestible and easily entertained as infants.
2. Babies are super crawly. It's annoying.
3. Holding ladies is way more enjoyable than holding babies.

Ok, so it was just 3 things. Huh. Oh! From the trailer I also learned that women poop and that's disgusting. Ok, so that's 4.
Oh and it opened August 5. There we go. That's 5. Nice.